Published inThe Satirical Papers·1 day agoMember-onlyKevin McCarthy Admits To Being A LyrebirdThe bird is real — Kevin McCarthy, native to Australia, is known for his remarkable ability to mimic other Republicans. He’s such a good faker nobody even knew he was Australian! Lyrebird McCarthy spent time mimicking Orange Jesus in the past. He now copies a species even more endangered than the lyrebird — an honest…Kevin Mccarthy3 min readKevin Mccarthy3 min read
Published inDoctor Funny·4 days agoMember-onlyNobody Likes To Poop In PublicNot even my dog — I just made a doodie in the Starbucks bathroom. Not an ideal situation. A bit too public for me. …Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published inThe Haven·4 days agoMember-onlyMedium Is Not Your Friend But Will Send You PuppiesNo money, just puppies — User: Well, how many algorithms does this site have? Algorithm: That’s proprietary information. User: Are they all proprietary? Algorithm: My algorithm says all algorithms my algorithm has access to are proprietary algorithms. User: Okay, well, your program is shit Algorithm: That kind of language is not helpful. User: You know…Puppies2 min readPuppies2 min read
Published inThe Satirical Papers·Dec 1Gavin Balboa vs Ron CreedYo, Where’s Adrian — Welcome to the long-awaited debate between California Governor Gavin Newsom and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. One of these persons is not like the other. One of these persons is not running for president in 2024. Both men failed to accomplish anything constructive on the stage at the Cobb Energy Performing…Gavin Newsom2 min readGavin Newsom2 min read
Published inThe Satirical Papers·Nov 22Member-onlyWrite For The Satirical PapersGuidelines — Send an email to thesatiricalpages@gmail.com to be added. Include your Medium handle or I can’t add you. This is a one-woman show right now, so please be patient with me…How To1 min readHow To1 min read
Published inThe Satirical Papers·Nov 22Member-onlyI Have TDS And You Should TooProudly exhibiting negative reactions — Dr. Donald John Trump, famous fraud and soon-to-be convicted felon, was the first to diagnose the disease “Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).” Diseases, syndromes, cancers, and other serious illnesses are typically named after physicians who make the first diagnosis. …Political Satire2 min readPolitical Satire2 min read
Oct 26“The Light We Carry” — Book ReviewOvercoming In Uncertain Times — Author Michelle Obama says this book is “not a how-to manual.” I don’t know if she would call it a motivational book, but I would. When telling friends about this book, the way I described it is by telling them that if I were to highlight every important passage, every…Book Review3 min readBook Review3 min read
Published inDoctor Funny·Oct 19Member-onlyAnarchist Cookbook Club Membership Key Resume Requirement For SpeakerOpen to all cooks except those that work(ed) at McDonald’s — The House Republicans, namely the House Freedom Caucus, have been accused of cooking up a lot of things, but food has never been on that list. Apparently, they are so desperate to find a new Speaker, they are looking to hire outside of congress. …Speaker Of The House2 min readSpeaker Of The House2 min read
Published inDoctor Funny·Oct 12Member-onlyThe Skunk and Melania — A PoemSomething in the air tonight — A girl trying to get rich, Took an offer from a guy who was not drunk, But had a reputation of being a skunk. His pretty strawberry blond strands, “I might marry you if you had bigger hands.” “Marry me, hot, young, immigrant. I am not some young punk. I…Skunk2 min readSkunk2 min read
Published inMuddyUm·Oct 9Member-onlyNo LAUGH At The CapitolLots of professional clowns — A professional clown, Boinko, got laid off from the League Association of Unmistakable Gentlemen of Hilarity (LAUGH). He was very sad about this. Sad clowns suck. Boinko never had any other job. He is a career clown. Boinko went looking for the LAUGH headquarters to file an unemployment claim. He…Political Satire3 min readPolitical Satire3 min read
